ABOUT

SCENTS WITH BENEFITS

TENNESSEE ORIGINAL

who we are

Stoney Oneburn Brethren (S.O.B.)

Made from all natural ingredients for the Man's Man in all walks of life. This Wonder serum not only comes in the most unique fragrances on the market, but is also infused with nutrients to promote a fuller, stronger, healthier beard. Feel the Oneburn difference in your Man Mane today.

SCENTS WITH BENEFITS

All Natural Products

Stoney Oneburn's uses the BEST ALL Natural Ingredients to bring you the MOST AFFORDABLE PRODUCTS on the market. Each item used has been hand picked to bring you an Elixir never available to you.

You walk away Happy or it's FREE!

I believe this product to be the best out there. If you are not 100% fully satisfied, I will give you your HARD earned money back. I am here to help! Just reach out and we will make it right for you!

Stoney Oneburn

Common Questions

See some common questions and answers below, or call us at 931.231.9392.

  • Why should you grow a beard?

    Because you are neither woman or child.

  • Do men with beards have special powers?

    YES! Beards go straight to 3rd base.

  • Isn't your beard annoying in the summer?

    NO, manliness is not seasonal.

  • Should I shave my beard?

    Shaving your beard is like your first period. It's the day you've officially become a woman.

  • Remember that one guy without a beard?

    Yeah nobody else does!

  • She won't "LET" you grow a beard?

    I guess she hide your balls from you too.

  • Do you get things caught in your beard?

    YES: Soup,Crumbs, and Women

  • What is the most annoying things about having a beard?

    THE QUESTIONS

Why people believe in us

“This is the best beard elixir I've used. Scent lasts all day and leaves perfect shape brother. I give this a 10 out of 10.”

Flores, Tennessee

“This is the best beard elixir and balm I have used. It's made my beard thicker and fuller as well as longer. Not only has it helped my beard it has also cleared up my skin from being so itchy and flaky."

Luke O, Knoxville, Tennessee

“This product is by far the best I've ever used”

Brad V, Illinois

“I haven't had cause to buy from any other seller since buying my first bottle. I use the beard wash, oils, and balms daily and couldn't be happier with the results. Whether you want a lighter scent or a bolder scent Stoney has got you covered.”

Les K, Franklin, Tennessee

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